Barney (MySims Kingdom)

Barney Cull

Character Info[]

Role	Harbormaster
Home Island	Capital Island
Interest	Nature

Barney Cull is a harbormaster on Capital Island. He competes in the Royal Wandolier Trials to purposely come in 2nd in order to win the 2nd place prize: a toaster oven to make pizza bagels. Barney accidentally let the harbor gate close and the Royal Wandolier is to put gears in place in order to open the gate to the harbor. He offers to give the Royal Wandolier his ship, and requests they build him a new home to live in. In addition, Barney asks the Royal Wandolier to show him all 24 different types of fish throughout the kingdom. His bonus tasks include redecorating his house, adding some Nature to the harbor gate, and for the Royal Wandolier to prove they are worthy of knowing the ultimate knot's secret, which is love. Barney may be in a secret relationship with Elmira Clamp. After his house is fully decorated with the basics, Barney says "she'll love it", before correcting himself to "they'll love it", trying to cover up that he has sweetheart.

Profile

Harbormaster Barney Cull, caretaker for the Royal Boat, is the surly seafaring type, but he has a soft spot for the finer points of domestic bliss.

Tasks

Barney's Bridge Trouble

Objective: Put the two wodden briedge pieces back into place so Barney can get to his home.
Travelogue, before initializing task: Barney seems to be having some trouble outside the castle.
Barney, initializing task: Hey [player name]. I was just heading home to the harbor when I ran into this darned bridge—it's all broken up! Can you maybe want those two wooden pieces back into place?
Travelogue, during task: Barney needs you to repair the bridge. Just place the two bridge pieces on the shore into the red goal areas.
Barney, during task: So, got that there bridge fixed yet?
Travelogue, after completing task: That bridge looks great! You should let Barney know!
Barney, after completing task: Awesome! You sure are something, [player name].
Travelogue, after concluding task: You successfully repaired the bridge for Barney with your newfound Wandolier powers!

Barney's House

Objective: Build Barney a house.
Travelogue, during task: Poor Barney–no place to use his toaster oven! Build him a house and that should make things better.
Barney, during task: Doesn't have to be fancy, just room enough for a man and his toaster oven.
Travelogue, after completing task: Who knew building a house was so easy? Go talk to Barney to see what he thinks of his new digs.
Barney, after completing task: Now THAT'S a place where I can hang my hat! I can't wait to show it to all my friends!
Travelogue, after concluding task: Barney has a new house, thanks to you. But is it enough?

Inside Barney's House

Objective:
Travelogue, before initializing task: Seems Barney isn't done with you just yet. Talk to him and see what's up.
Barney, initializing task: Alright, [player name], now we can get this house looking like a home! Will you, umm…you know…help me decorate the inside?
Travelogue, during task:
Barney, during task: If I want to impress a certain someone, this place is gonna have to look all domestic-y. You know, tables and stuff. Can you help?
Travelogue, after completing task: Barney should have everything he needs for his interior. Let him know that his place is "all domestic-y" now.
Barney, after completing task: Yeah, yeah, that looks good. She's gonna love it. I-I mean, THEY'RE gonna love it–all my friends. Now, could you follow me outside? I have something I'd like to give you.
Travelogue, after concluding task: Barney's place looks great, inside and out. Sounds like he has a special gift for you!

Bonus Tasks

Harbot Gate Goodies

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Dialogues

During Mana Hunt!

Hmm. Anyone who wants to win FIRST place should look around this area.
…but just between you and me, [player name], I'm gunning for that toaster oven!

After Mana Hunt!

I sure hope I can pull this off…

After completing Construction Mode Basics

Wow, [player name]! You're a cube-moving master!

During The Fallen Animals

Those bears are doomed! Abandon all hope!

After The Fallen Animals

What an amazing saver of bears you are, [player name]!

During Clearing the Yard

This overgrown lot reminds me of the harbor. Sure wish that place had a nice, big house for me…

During House Party

Hmm…windows seem like a cost-effective way of fulfilling the Structure Interest requirement…

During Painting

Hmm… If I paint it really ugly, I'm bound to come in second, hehehe…

After Painting

I wish my boat was painted as nice as that!

During Like Clockwork

Know what gears are made of? Metal.
Know what else is made of metal? Toaster ovens. Just keepin' my eye on the prize.

After Like Clockwork

Woo! Let's get off this crazy magical wonderland!

During Convince Elmira

Heh. That little guy in the hat is a crack-up. What's 'is name, Buddy?

During The Missing Stairs

You learn how to build them there stairs yet? We all need to get up there, you know!

During Buttering Up Butter

Man, who would have thought getting to the harbor would have been so much work! Now I'm doubly glad you won the wand, [player name]!

Dialogues when receiving fish

Angler

Whoa!! [player name]! That's an Angler fish! Those guys are super scary! Those light bulbs on their heads were used long ago by miners to light caves!

Bass

Nice Bass, [player name]! From what I hear, those are the rarest fish of them all!

Batfish

Hey [player name], is that a bat, or a fish? Ha! Just kiddin', looks like a Batfish to me! They're rare!

Betta

Ooh, a Betta fish! Those are so pretty...I had one as a pet once, but Butter stole and fed it to a pony! I'll never forgive her!

Catfish

Nice Catfish, [player name]! I think they use those whiskers to communicate telepathically! That's why they're so hard to catch!

Crab

Whoa! That's a killer lookin' Crab you caught there, [player name]! From what I heard from Marlon, crabs use those claws to open walnuts!

Electric Eel

An Electric Eel! Nice find, kid! I should use one to power my toaster oven! Renewable energy is the future!

Gold Arowana

Ooh, an Arowana. Nice catch, [player name]! Sometimes when I go swimmin', they go right up my ear!

Jellyfish

Jellyfish attack! Look out, [player name]! Oh! My bad. You're in control of this situation. That's a good find!

Koi

Wow, a Koi! I think I read once that they're smarter than a 3-year-old child! They aren't good at fingerpainting, though. They're colorblind!

Marlin

Check out the size of that Marlin! Wow, [player name], you're a fishin' machine! Did you know Marlon was named after that kind of fish?

Octopus

Hey! That's an Octopus, [player name]! They're a cousin of the squid, but instead of ink, they spit fireballs! Ha ha! Like a wizard!

Piranha

Whoa, easy there, [player name]! That's a Pirahna! From what I hear, they're rabid herbivores! Salad destroying machines!

Plecostomus

Wow! That's a giant Plecostomus! I hear that mermaids sometimes ride those like horses!

Puffer

Neat! A Pufferfish! I think those are related to the Puffin, a kind of exotic bird!

Robofish

Huh? That fish... IS A ROBOT! [player name], I never seen anything like that before, but I bet it has hidden laser cannons! Be careful!

Seahorse

Ahoy there! Is that really a Seahorse? I always thought I'd be able to ride one, somehow. Well, thanks for correcting me on that score, [player name]!

Sea Turtle

Wow, [player name]! That's a Sea Turtle! Treat him carefully. One time, I was lost at sea. I looked to the east—there was nothing but water. The west—nothing but water. The south was nothing but the same. However, to the brilliant north was a pack of sea turtles who carried me to dry land. I owe them my life!